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We're basically clay, we're all a unique color, each come from our own containers. We can't change our containers, but we everyone we meet takes a place in us whether good or bad their color changes us forever.
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becontentwithoutperfection:

goodbye-old-friend:

today i found out that apparently if you kill someone in international waters on an unregistered boat then throw the body overboard they can’t trace it back to any one legal system so you can’t be prosecuted for their murder

thx

(Source: moriartyrising, via blissed-ignorance)

jakcsons:

pisseus:

percy jackson more like percy damn son

did you mean

dam son

(via blissed-ignorance)

jalexaremyhomeboys:

reasons i don’t want to do a presentation in front of my class:

  • my voice shakes
  • i go all red 
  • i’m ugly
  • people will be looking at me
  • i’M UGLY AND PEOPLE WILL BE LOOKING AT ME AND MY VOICE WILL GO ALL WEIRD THIS IS AN ISSUE

(via blissed-ignorance)

shelleysandwich:

today in math class some guys phone went off  and his ringtone was one direction’s same mistakes and when he noticed it was like his whole entire life was flashing before his eyes 

(Source: painfulhemmings, via blissed-ignorance)

xld:

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka

(via loserslol)

h0odrich:

mom: where are you going its almost midnight

me: out

(via orgasm)

unexotic:

italiham:

butterfliesthebeautiful-kind:

accend:

doughnot:

those text posts where every single comment is pure gold

pure gold

Pure gold

Pure gold

pure gold

(Source: doughnot)

tomlinscunt:

I JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER WITH SOME OF MUM’S WORK FRIENDS AND THERE WAS A GIRL MY AGE BUT SHE DIDN’T SPEAK ENGLISH VERY WELL AND SHE KEPT ASKING THINGS LIKE DO YOU LIKE RICE AND WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE VEGETABLE BUT THEN SHE LEANT OVER AND WAS LIKE HOW LONG ARE YOUR PERIODS AND I WAS LIKE UM 3 OR 4 DAYS???? AND SHE GOES NO I MEANT SCHOOL PERIODS AND IT WAS THE WORST MOMENT OF MY LIFE

(via unexotic)

gnarly:

I love it when people compliment my hair like thank you I grew it myself

(via unexotic)

if my jokes offend you:

  1. i’m sorry
  2. it won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. you’re a pussy

(Source: 69shadesofgray, via unexotic)

keatonstrombergs:

the fbi will never catch me

image

(Source: loganlerms, via unexotic)

nickcarragay:

isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”

(via unexotic)

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